John Heffernan

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Words from Herman Wouk, author of "Caine Munity" "The Navy is a master plan designed by geniuses for execution by idiots. If you're not an idiot, but find yourself in the Navy, you can only operate well by pretending to be one. All the shortcuts and economies and common-sense changes that your native intelligence suggests to you are mistakes. Learn to quash them. Constantly ask yourself, 'How would I do this if I were a fool?' Throttle down your mind to a crawl. Then you'll never go wrong." The funny and interesting thing is ; exchange the word Navy with Education system and the meaning does not get diluted.